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Hi! I'm Olivia and my best friend's name is Olivia. We're pretty fucking weird and we have no lives and we do stupid stuff and we're socially awkward and yeah. This is pretty much our lives. We're pretty rad.

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kristoffersonsanpablo:

Every Man For Himself.  2010.  Oil on canvas. 60 x 60”




thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share



davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone













earthwanker:

I just need to get really drunk





potlandia:

bluntrollerandsmoker:

rolled n dipped in kief

I want blunts










fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art





dontworrybehorny:

fabuloustheaterbitch:

I need more than just 6 seconds of this

I am in tears I don’t want this video to have an ending


whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun









thisiseverydayracism:

This is the self-proclaimed liberal newspaper of record. Would make Fox News blush.

Source

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/08/25/us/michael-brown-spent-last-weeks-grappling-with-lifes-mysteries.html?

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/08/25/us/darren-wilsons-unremarkable-past-offers-few-clues-into-ferguson-shooting.html