Hi! I'm Olivia and my best friend's name is Olivia. We're pretty fucking weird and we have no lives and we do stupid stuff and we're socially awkward and yeah. This is pretty much our lives. We're pretty rad.
ur right wiki answers that would definitely be the awkwardest relationship xD haha that was silly of me thank u
why were you googling where to buy a boyfriend
The end is near
aw showering without me :'(
poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop sneezing
rock the fuck out little cat
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
Reading people’s responses to the recent skater goat resurgence is my new hobby. They range from confusion, to hate, to happiness, to whatever this is.
hash browns will be served at my wedding
i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook